Frustration

He went through a phase
and fell on his face
The level of pain
wasn't as much as he'd hoped to gain

He thought he'd do it proper
so he leaped off a chopper
When he landed with a splat
and noticed he forgot his hat

Therefor he went back to get it
from a place that wasn't too well lit
He stumbled and fell hard
into a tub of lard

The feeling was kinda nice
but he was stuck like in a vice.
He tried to think slim
wished he hadn't gone to the gym

No matter how hard he tried
wiggled, jumped and pried
he just could not brake free
truly as stuck as he could be

He shouted aloud
and in came a crowd
They cheered him on with joy
and pour him all over with soy

"Pull me out you idiots!" he cried
The crowd got scared and ran to hide.
Just one kid remained
sadly he was harebrained

The kid gave him a smile
and told a tale longer than a mile
He looked at the kid in shock
it really needed a doc

Angrily he scared the kid away
it's still running until this day
Noone cared for the man after that
He's still stuck there like a twat