The Product

I barked at the moon
and the car finally passed
I never felt so harassed

I puked in my shoe
it was all I could do
no time to find a proper lo

Chased after for revenge
but lost my way pretty soon
Had to swerve to save a Maine coon

Shouting and cursing at the cat
It looked me with disgust where I sat
Assessing to eat me and become rather fat

I turned back in fear
It looked like a bear
Felt like a chump
But I didn't care

Soon the smell of my shoe
And all of that goo
Overwhelmed me like a flood

Stopped at a park in the hood

Tried to clean it out

when I heard a scary shout

A group of thugs

Came over and gave me hugs

"What's that stink?"

My heart started to sink

I showed them my shoe

it now looked like glue

"That's hallucinative sh*t,

you give me a hit!"

I looked at him confused

but didn't want to get abused

Gave him a bite

he got high as a kite

The others went along

the product was really strong

A second later they slept

the money they had I kept

Went out of my way

to keep them as they lay

Got into my ride

I had saved my hide

only one shoe on

still felt like I won

Went back into town

and jumped onto my bed of down

I was sick of it all

Still I had kind of a ball

I was done with this day

sleep could please take me away

Got lost in another dream

It was the same scheme

I barked at the moon