True Cow

I used to be true

But the cow said moo

Scared me stiff
Started wondering if

True was too nice
Better to have a vice

Went underground
Searched for my sound

Entered a gang
Cut myself a bang

Shoplifted and stole
Only ate bananas from Dole

Got promoted to chief
Turned a new leaf

Abused everyone
With good words and fun

It changed the world
But noone of it heard

Wrote a book
Noone gave it a look

Happy still am I
Dont really know why

Forgive me I lie
I almost always cry

After a while
We bought an isle

Moved the business there
Maybe it was the fresher air

Booming and hot
A volcano entered the plot

Crime was not easily done
When mostly you had to run

Lava is no joke
We were almost broke

Invested in stock
And started to rock

Charts pointed up
We filled our cup

Gave some to the poor
Never knowing what for

Filled purses of the lazy
We must have been crazy

Bought another isle
They were separated by a mile

The bridge was costly as hell
I still on it dwell

It was finished for a min
Then the mountain started to grin

The flow went so fast
We did not last

Our bridge went with us
Down the drain with a cus

Why do I this tell?
I want my book to sell

Ratings' been great
Since we met our fate

Im off on a date
Girls are beautiful of late

Maybe I shouldve been true
I hope there is someone I can sue

I regret the result
Of our fun healthy cult

Though I'm happy I tried
Not solely prioritizing my hide